I’ve been writing parody songs for a while but never really shared them outside of in a chatroom with a few friends but thought I would start posting them here. Enjoy! (or don’t)

I’m only one call away

I’ll be there to plead your case

Prosecutors got nothing on me

I’m only one call away

Call me, baby, if you need an attorney

I just wanna give you wins

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon

Reaching out to you, so take a deal

No matter where you go, know you’ve got an attorney

I’m only one call away

I’ll be there to plead your case

Prosecutors got nothing on me

I’m only one call away

Come along with me and don’t be scared

I just wanna win the case

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon

I only take 20%, anyway

For now, we can stay here for a while

Cause you know, I just wanna see that win

No matter where you go, know you’ve got an attorney

I’m only one call away

I’ll be there to plead your case

Prosecutors got nothing on me

I’m only one call away

When you’re weak I’ll be strong

I’m gonna keep winning cases

Now don’t you worry, it won’t be long

Darling, if you feel like hope is gone

Just schedule a consultation

I’m only one call away

I’ll be there to plead your case

Prosecutors got nothing on me

I’m only one, I’m only one call away

I’m only one call away

I’ll be there to plead your case

Prosecutors got nothing on me

I’m only one call away

I’m only one call away